thoughtsandnotmuchelse:

I preface this by saying that I have only observed this of a small part of the female population. I understand and acknowledge that the following statements are not true of the vast majority of women.

I don’t even pretend to understand women, and for the time being, I’m okay with that. After spending the weekend on a college campus I was exposed to a side of pop culture and women that I had never seen before. While going around with a few female friends of mine they kept insisting that they were the “baddest bitch”. When I asked them what that was they explained they couldn’t really explain it but it meant that they were cool. From what I observed it meant drinking until sloppy drunk, bragging about sexual exploits to everyone in the room, and then spending a variable amount of time calling one another slut, skank, or ho while laughing. Then repeat until one (or both) pass out. I understand wanting to be a free thinking, strong, independent woman. I understand being open minded and liberal in one’s sexuality. What I don’t understand why you have to be a “bad bitch” or a slut to enjoy these things. Can’t you just do these things and be a woman?

I know, how dare women act in a manner that wouldn’t be frowned upon if men did it. 

Also, getting drunk till I’m sloppy drunk is fun, I’m still the most fabulous slut you’re going to meet. Oh wait, you don’t like it when women speak like that, my bad.

Go rot in a corner thoughtsandnotmuchelse