care to try some Old Sport, old sport?
it could be raining men and id still be single
I think you’d more likely be dead after being squashed by a falling human.
Dead and single, how depressing.
adorable 4 year old photo of Ella and GK
this is cheering me up exponentially
Old me and ellllllla!
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Highlights of Eurovision
There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP
There is Greece with the free alcohol
You got Iceland with Thor
Romania with the Dracula and half naked men
And of course Malta with the very happy man
All I hear when someone says “oh I don’t vaccinate my children because they might get autism” is:
“I’d rather have a dead child that an autistic one”
God I wish, pooing money would be great.
Alas, it’s just normal poo.
Who are you anon, and why are you so interested in my poo?
I mean singling out Daisy as The Worst Character in Gatsby is kinda weird when her husband is a white supremacist who beats his mistress.
Aww this is cute.
But nah, I poo, just like everyone.
possibly the only good thing C&H has ever done