&I will arise, with scars on my thighs.

jensensations:
care to try some Old Sport, old sport?

jensensations:

care to try some Old Sport, old sport?

humor-us:

it could be raining men and id still be single

I think you’d more likely be dead after being squashed by a falling human.

Dead and single, how depressing.

spider-flaps:

adorable 4 year old photo of Ella and GK

this is cheering me up exponentially

Old me and ellllllla!

Alone and a little embarrassed, I decided to get roaringly drunk.

“

—	How to deal with social situations 101, by Nick Carraway (via asangelscanfly)

overwhelmed-with-fandoms:

Highlights of Eurovision

There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP

There is Greece with the free alcohol

You got Iceland with Thor

Romania with the Dracula and half naked men

And of course Malta with the very happy man

esc

there is a special place in hell reserved for those who don’t vaccinate their children.

All I hear when someone says “oh I don’t vaccinate my children because they might get autism” is:

“I’d rather have a dead child that an autistic one”

i bet you poo something good like money or kittens tho

Anonymous

God I wish, pooing money would be great.

Alas, it’s just normal poo.

Who are you anon, and why are you so interested in my poo?

I will burn the heart out of you.: kinkjolras: lamamama: I mean singling out Daisy as The Worst Character... »

kinkjolras:

lamamama:

I mean singling out Daisy as The Worst Character in Gatsby is kinda weird when her husband is a white supremacist who beats his mistress.

#this is a great example of internalized sexism #people hate on daisy and jordan #and excuse the men’s…

do you actually poo or are you just a sea of roses and cuteness

Anonymous

Aww this is cute.

But nah, I poo, just like everyone.

paper-ink-blood-words:

The Book Thief [03 Jan 2012] by Ray Crabb on Flickr.

favourite.

True facts about sloths [x]

spider-flaps:

possibly the only good thing C&H has ever done